Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Cop Friends vs. Civilian Freinds

Civilian Friends: Get upset if you're too busy to talk to them for a week.
Police Freinds: Are Gald to see you after years, and will happily carry on the same converstaion you wer ehaving the last time you met.

Civilian Friends:Have never seen you cry.
Police Freinds: Have cried with you.

Civilian Friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
Police Friends:Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.

Civilian Friends:Know a few things about you.
Police Friends: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

Civilian Friends: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
Police Friends: Will kick the crowd's ass that left you behind.

Civilian Friends: Are for a while.
Police Friends:Are for Life.

Civilian Friends: Have shared a few experiences...
Police Friends: Have shared a lifetime of experiences no citizen could ever dream of....

Civilian Friends: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
Police Friends: Will look at you stumblind all over the place and say, "You better drink the rest of that before you spill it!!" Then carry you home safely and put you to bed...

Civilian Friends: Will talk crap to the person who talks crap about you.
Police Friends: Will Knock them the hell out for using your name in vain.

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